Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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