Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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