Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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