Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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