jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We left the knife in your bed.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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