OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
