i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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