she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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