Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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