nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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