tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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