...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just forgot I was standing up.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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