Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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