from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Oh Jesus.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
So. Much. Porn.
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