Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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