I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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