guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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