remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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