Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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