with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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