she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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