He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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