I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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