Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober