Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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