Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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