Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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