just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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