I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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