Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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