So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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