Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
as a side note pls kill me
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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