It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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