yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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