Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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