the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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