in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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