Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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