I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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