I like to think it a success when the cops are called
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox