I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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