It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one