But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks