Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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