i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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