That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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