oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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