He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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