But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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