um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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