Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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