How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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