literally had 100 drinks last night.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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