I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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