It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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