Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
A bitchslap is in order.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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