THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
