I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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