ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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