: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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